Участник:TheRatman

I BREAK YOUR DOOR IN
I SNEAK IN THE BASEMENT
IT IS MY HOME NOW, BUT YOU NEVER FIND OUT
BECAUSE I'M SNEAKY, I'M THE RATMAN
I GO UP AT NIGHT AND EAT YOUR CHEESE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
BUT ONE DAY YOU FIND OUT THERE IS A RATMAN INSIDE THE BASEMENT
AND YOU CALL THE COPS, BUT THE COPS DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY,
SO YOU *stutters for a moment trying to find something to say* CALL THE GHOSTBUSTERS INSTEAD!
THE GHOSTBUSTERS ARE ILL-EQUIPPED, THEY ONLY HAVE GHOSTBUSTING WEAPONS,
BUT THEY SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT A SHOTGUN!
BUT I... HAVE A GUN, SO I KILL THEM INSTEAD!
OH NO, IT'S MURDER-

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